All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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