I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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