I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
