My first STD was from a foam party
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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