I'm drive I can fine osifer
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
