3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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