chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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