it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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