the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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