Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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