I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
