We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have already put on my inside pants.
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