Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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