dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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