i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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