I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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