I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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