He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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