doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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