Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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