she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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