I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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