My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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