is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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