Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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