; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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