Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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