yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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