my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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