am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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