Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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