dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am naked and annoyed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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