I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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