what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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