Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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