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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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