is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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