What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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