i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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