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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

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  Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just look for the house with the beer knights.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.

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  i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time

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• (940): View more from Texas

  thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.

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