Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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