He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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