Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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