Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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