Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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