just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
