my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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