Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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