marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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