Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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