i was born a porn star she said
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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