yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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