Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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