I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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