He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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