I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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