Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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